February 2012
cindry:
when i was little i used to legitimately cry over a goofy movie because max was so mean to his dad like the part where he throws th possum hat out and its raining wow i cant even talk about this right now
ladyyatexel:
My Immortal, originally by...
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
Wear shirt two times: Dirty
Wear hoodie every day for three months: Still clean.
WatchI can’t breathe.
gimme-death:
I just want to cuddle and listen to the other person tell me all kinds of stories from their life all night.
That would be cool
Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me:
Mom: you're all dressed up, where are you going?
Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook picture.
Watchtreysongzjunkiie:
thatbombdopekid:
leplastiquedick:
eddiedude:
Beyoncé dancing to ‘Birthday Cake’.
forever reblog
3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
