December 2011
fast-escape asked: HIDING BEHIND A REGISTER WAITING FOR THE DAY YOU WALKED INTO OFFICE DEPOT AND LIT UP MY WORLD. THAT'S WHERE I'VE BEEN ALL YOUR LIFE.
fast-escape asked: HI BAMUEL. I ATE STEAK N SHAKE TONIGHT AND THOUGHT OF YOU. AND YOU WERE ON TOP OF MY DASHBOARD SO I FIGURE YOU'RE ONLINE NOW.
walks into chair
me: sorry
chair:
That moment when someone on the other side of the...
They’re like:
I am like:
me: *sneezes*
class: *silence/crickets*
most popular girl in the grade: *sneezes*
class: god bless you sweetheart jesus lord let god protect you from that horrible sneeze