March 2012
February 2012
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I’ve reached a point where I just don’t want to talk to anyone. Ever.
WatchI sincerely hope she punched her friends in the throat the next day.
*speed dating*
Me: Hi! Charmander, Bulbasaur, or Squirtle?
Him: Huh?
Me: Aaaaaand we're done here.
What I say: I go to shows.
What I mean: Whenever a band I like plays a venue within 90 minutes of where I live, I go to the show and stand up front and sing along and participate in pile ons and screaming in the vocalist's face and get sweaty with strangers and hang out and buy merch and stuff.
What a lot of annoying girls say: I go to shows.
What a lot of annoying girls mean: I go to Warped Tour every year and walk around in short shorts and a bikini top and watch half of a few sets sometimes but really I just go to find a hot guy I think might be in a band to make out with.
Meryl Streep could play my mother and I’d believe...
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
tunnnelsnakesrule:
*chews gum*
*takes sip of water*
*dies of hypothermia*
cindry:
when i was little i used to legitimately cry over a goofy movie because max was so mean to his dad like the part where he throws th possum hat out and its raining wow i cant even talk about this right now
ladyyatexel:
My Immortal, originally by...
